Donald Trump says that, at heart, he's really a small business kind of guy. Forget everything you've heard about billion-dollar real estate deals and huge corporations. Small business is where it's at: "I have incredible respect for small business owners. There are millions of them in the United States, and they are a powerful force, driving our economy."

His respect for small business owners is so great, in fact, that he's created a complete suite of learning modules at Trump University to meet all of their educational needs. And, it's all available for the low, low price of just... Well, you get the idea.

(UPDATE: We checked out the Trump University site again, and it looks like Mr. Trump now requires (free) registration to access most of the site's content)